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Hello! I live in Alberta (Canada) I speak English and French, my blog has no theme but I follow back. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram: @Effiesmiles/ Ephoniet TRIGGER WARNING: Some ED/self-harm.

Aug 27

sculpting a perfect face zayn malik at madame tussauds+

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seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

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Have you already seen Katie’s dress already too? I was gonna say you guys have a similar look!

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rneerkat:

"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

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akisdoodles:


Harry has no chill (x)(x)

really quick thing because no time but i had to draw it

akisdoodles:

Harry has no chill (x)(x)

really quick thing because no time but i had to draw it

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bloodyoathmate:

Reblogging your own 0 note post is like repeating what you said to a group of people who aren’t listening

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Zayn’s new twitter icon
Zayn’s new twitter icon

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thepioden:

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either”

"They actually rely on the size of an animal’s gametes — sperm in males and oocytes in females. As the rule goes, females are the sex that contribute the largest gametes, whereas males are the sex that contribute the smallest gametes and therefore expend the least amount of energy on producing these cells."
The biological definition of ‘sex’, everyone. Your junk contributes approximately fuck all except as a convenient shorthand/in-the-field generalization. 

thepioden:

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.

They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either

"They actually rely on the size of an animal’s gametes — sperm in males and oocytes in females. As the rule goes, females are the sex that contribute the largest gametes, whereas males are the sex that contribute the smallest gametes and therefore expend the least amount of energy on producing these cells."

The biological definition of ‘sex’, everyone. Your junk contributes approximately fuck all except as a convenient shorthand/in-the-field generalization. 

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@Alyssal12: Zayn and Niall at the grove today 

@Alyssal12: Zayn and Niall at the grove today 

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whatiwishicould:

Uhm so when you google Shady Warehouse the first two things that pop up are

THIS and THIS

Screen cap of beginning of the second one

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So uhm…. Harry…..

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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chronicchristianity:

The next time someone gives you shit for taking your medications, saying all of your symptoms are just side effects, tell them this:

Yes. The drugs are a gamble. But my disease? That’s a guarantee.
The drugs may have costly side effects, but the disease is costlier. That’s the decision the chronically ill make everyday.

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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