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Hello! I live in Alberta (Canada) I speak English and French, my blog has no theme but I follow back. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram: @Effiesmiles/ Ephoniet TRIGGER WARNING: Some ED/self-harm.

Oct 2
“GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF HER MOUTH YA FILTHY ANIMAL THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW” HARRY FUCKING STYLES AFTER THE PROPOSAL (via shadowspico)

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

(via enter-the-world-of-fantasy)


fahbulus:

a-mad-detective-in-an-impala:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

fuzzy-fallen-angel:

cobblestones-brokenbones:

okhaley:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

it is very rare to see the original

This is awesome. I was waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch or someone. This is really fucking cool

ALWAYS REBLOG THE ORIGINAL ONE

i was waiting for dickbutt tbh

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

(via enter-the-world-of-fantasy)


epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

(via officialwhitegirls)


quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

(via enter-the-world-of-fantasy)



unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

(via gnarly)


internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

image

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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*


thedarqness:

✞See you in Hell✞

thedarqness:

See you in Hell

(via acidic-cigarette)



Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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